A ditty about Newt Gingrich and others

Written by my good friend Victor Miller and posted with his kind permission, mostly to be sung to the tune of Frankie and Johnny"

He Was Your Man

Newt and his party were lovers,

Lordy how they could be lovin’.

Swore to be true to each other,

Just as long as they all could govern,

He was your man,

But he’s been doin’ it wrong.

“Aint gonna tell you no stories;

Aint gonna tell you no lies.

Just don’t believe what I said before,

I was tryin’ to conceptualize.

I’m still your man,

But I was sayin’ it wrong.”

(Chorus, to the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus)
Rick Santorum--
He’s not Romney, he’s not Romney.